[Group523] Thius Week from L. Neil Smith

[L. Neil Smith]

A MESSAGE FROM THE PUBLISHER

In the light of this week's ridiculous announcement that Barack H. Obama 
had been given a Nobel Peace Prize, for no perceivable reason—the same 
empty honor having previously been bestowed upon such luminaries as 
Jimmy Carter and Albert Gore—it is my honor and pleasure to present you 
with our own nominations for the next Nobel Prize.

Briefly, I thought hard myself about Madonna (words I never thought I'd 
see myself say), although I'm certain that excellent cases might be 
made—employing the Nobel committee's apparent guidlines—for Gary 
Glitter, David Hasselhoff, Peewee Herman, Charles Manson, Paris Hilton, 
Lou Costello, Hello Kitty, or Jack the Ripper. Basically anybody who can 
afford a box of Crackerjack to look for the prize inside.

Our nominations will be published in The Libertarian Enterprise each 
week as long as the subject remains funny. Our principal target will be 
the Nobel Prize or committee itself—I only just realized that Alfred 
Nobel was his own Sally Winchester—and the way it has lost any respect 
anybody with a functioning mind may ever have had for it. If you'd like 
to get in on the process, please submit any time you wish.

Thanks very much,

L. Neil Smith
Publisher and Senior Columnist
The Libertarian Enterprise

"Bars and Stripes for Algore" by L. Neil Smith
"He's the David Koresh of environmentalism. "
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2009/tle540-20091011-03.html

"A Sour Old Left Wing Fart" by L. Neil Smith
"When it's fiesta time, in Guadalajara ... "
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2009/tle540-20091011-13.html

And remember ...

_CERES_ by L. Neil Smith
CH 30: "The Adventures of Sam O'Var"
"They were playing 'rock music' ... Faint, complex, rhythmic signals ... 
heard — and recorded — among the asteroids for years."
http://www.bigheadpress.com/lneilsmith/?page_id=53

Enjoy!

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